The Mystery of Madame X

As you may have noticed, I took a little break here… as I’m sure many of you have. All’s well on my end, and I *really* appreciate all of everyone that reached out to me privately over this past year to check in while I put my public persona into hibernation mode.

Besides the obvious, there were many reasons for my extremely extended vacation, and I’ll be honest about a few of them 😉

First, while I suppose some of you might regard me as a professional in this realm, I operate in a completely separate arena in regards to my primary occupation, and I was sorely in need of a career overhaul. It took a lot of work, and a lot of time (and more than a little advice from some of you), but I’m happy to say that I’m back on track to where I want to be. It won’t be the first time, and certainly not the last time, that I want to express my deep gratitude to all of you who support me here while I chase after my goals, without falling into the dangerous pit of chasing dollars.

Second, I’m a whole person here. There were personal things going on. Nothing bad, but just time consuming. I’m sure you all know how stuff like that can be (and if we know each other personally, I’ll be sure to tell you how it is, lol).

Third… well, we can’t keep ignoring the elephant in the room, can we?

It’s kind of scary out there right now. Whether you’ve completely closed in to explore the inner depths of your soul through solitude like a Buddhist monk, or you high fived your inner nihilist and are totally ready to live out the last days of Venice, you have to admit that these are strange times. I myself am somewhere in between… and a frequent flier through the drive through testing site around the corner of my house. Thankfully, I was already in the habit of washing my hands at every opportunity, and I enjoy having an excuse to hide from automated facial recognition.

Still, I’m human… and I’ve been buzzing my way through all of the non-human erotic appliances in my arsenal. I *might* be able to be coaxed to get out there and enjoy the real thing!

However, there’s something I have to do before I can even think of doing that. There’s no sexy way to say this, butt…

I’m raising my rates.

Don’t even bother flinching, all of you who know me know that it’s *long since been* time! I’ve been talking about it for what, omg, a year now. I just didn’t want to do it without a little bit of warning, a little bit of explanation, and a whole lot of gratitude for everyone who has been there for me so far.

Besides, I’m just rounding up a little, lol.

And of course, those of you who know me know that none of these changes apply to *you* – I love you guys just the way you are, and I don’t want to change anything between us 😉

However, for those of you who I haven’t yet had the pleasure of meeting, please notice the new price of admission…

… and for those of you that are looking for that last, *last* chance to lock in a legacy rate, please take a peek at this secret page.