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Hello… I’ve seduced you into following me into my secret page 😉
Yes, there’s plenty of sexy secrets hiding back here on my site, and this is just one of them. I was considering making this page Halloween themed, but with time stretching out as oddly as it has this year, I’ll probably leave this up for a little bit longer… and I do love dressing up all year long!
And yes, this is your last chance to latch on to legacy pricing.
I know a few of you absolutely *love* my secret pages, but I’ve heard one common concern – I know some of you don’t feel comfortable shipping such lascivious items to your house to hold until you can give your gift to me at our encounter. While I do love surprises and therefore prefer to experience the unboxing in person, I’m also understanding… contact me and we’ll work something out 😉
For any of you new to this below you’ll find a list of items – and I do hope that they spark your interest and imagination as they have mine! Any of them, along with 700, will secure you an introductory level date with yours truly!
- Devilish things – a nice long tail to go with my horns!
- Behind the eight ball – Finally, a surefire way to predict our future!
- I Scream – we all scream for ice cream!
- Spare the Roses – I can bring the thorns 😉
- Strapped for cash – I already have the Tantus Tango, but this one has a little extra je ne sais quoi…
- Double Entendre – We’ve talked about this one before, haven’t we?
- Since we mentioned Doubles… – Tandem flogging is my favorite form of cardio.
- Set in Stone – They say rose quartz is the stone of love or something like that…
- Shoe Fetish – I know, the last thing I need is another set of shoes, lol. But I want this
- An Open Book – Never judge a book by it’s cover.
- Golden Opportunity – I wear gold more than silver these days.
- Ahoy Sailor – Did I ever tell you that my first introduction to porn was reading Sailor Moon fanfiction on usenet groups? Oh yes, I’m *that* millennial.
- Captain Hook – This one looks like *quite* the predicament 😉 Silver or Black?
- Hands On – I’ll scratch your back if you’ll scratch mine 😉
- A Torrid Tail – OK, but you have to come with me to single-tail practice so I can break this in.
- Some Like it Hot – You know when my birthday is 😉
- High Impact – Is that a whip in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Rabbit Rabbit – Jessica Rabbit is arguably the sexiest cartoon character ever drawn… and this looks like it will certainly do her justice!
- …*hand* cuffs? – Not sure how this one would work, butt I’m sure I want to try!
- The Fisherman’s Wife – Yes, you know where this is going…
- Master of the You-niverse – By the power of Grayskull!
- Batt Plug – Be my Bruce Wayne?
- Darth Vibrator – Join me on the dark side!
- Use the Force – Pick a side, this could be the most epic sword fight ever…
- Happy Halloweenies! – Ok, so I snuck in something festive for my favorite holiday 😉
- No rest for the wicked – And, one more lol.
Does the list above whet your appetite for something… deeper? Don’t worry, anything on the list below, along with 1700, will earn you an entire night of my undivided attention.
- Motion of the Ocean – So that I can wrap all 8 legs around you!
- All That Glitters – Again, it’s my aesthetic.
- Variety is the Spice of Life – I’m curious to find out what these feel like!
- Chain of Events – Less about the whips for this one.
- Green with envy – it’s my favorite color 😉
- Black and Blue – Don’t worry, I can take it…
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