The Mystery of Madame X

Hello Gentlemen –

What a fantastic year it’s been, hasn’t it? Well, not completely… but it did certainly have it’s high points 🙂 I hope all of you got exactly what you wanted for Christmas, though I do apologize for not being able to curl up under everyone’s tree, lol.

I myself got an *amazing* XXXmas present this year.  Being as it’s truly better to give than receive, I knew one of my favorite gentlemen had a birthday coming up, and as he’s already unwrapped this particular present several times I wanted to do something special, something to highlight a common interest that we have… and of course, something that I hadn’t already given him (so oral sex is out of the picture, at least for the moment, lol). What to do? I needed something special, something really sexy, something that said without question that we both deserve hours of erotic pleasure and would ensure that we’d get it…

OMG, not just *something*, *someone*! I knew exactly who to call. As a matter of fact, I’d been searching for an excuse to call her for years – Kassidy!

Lol, it’s not that I’m overly shy (I am, but just a bit), but even though I’ve been Kassidy’s admirer since we first met way back in the day at the Casino (where we will be again soon – more on that in a minute), but I do keep rather busy, and it’s obvious to anyone that Kassidy does as well. Quite the traveler, that lady! Our paths kept crossing as we ran through New England, but like two ships passing in the night we were never both in the same place at the same time long enough to properly introduce ourselves to one another, let alone get to know each other biblically 🙂

Not that I didn’t think about it, often. She’s much more than simply *hot*. Such gorgeous eyes, a super sweet smile, skin like chocolate silk, legs for days and an ass I could slap all night (a bit too graphic? Sorry, not sorry). Of course, all that I could tell by looking at her. After years of quick half conversations as we found ourselves at the same parties for a few minutes here and there, I also quickly gathered that she’s an amazing woman. Brilliantly eloquent, but still less talk than action. In case you haven’t guessed, I’m a fan! So, I decided to cross her off *my* wishlist and invite her to come with me to give ourselves to a very lucky birthday boy 🙂

Since it’s not only my story to tell, lol, I’ll leave the dirty details to your devious minds and just say that I believe a happy birthday was had by all… though I must say that I think this is a gift that will keep on giving 🙂 What I knew was going to be an amazing night turned into a fantastic weekend, and Kassidy and I had a blast together! We even threw together an impromptu XXXmas photoshoot, which you can see in my slightly unseasonable blog photos here.

Thinking you might need to reclaim a little holiday cheer for yourself, and hoping for a double serving of hot chocolate? Feel free to get a hold of either of us, and maybe we can arrange to come jingle your bells 🙂

I have my 2014 calendar now, so let’s start filling it!

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Hello Gentlemen –

Happy Bastille Day to you all, and a belated 4th as well 🙂 Things have been well over here, just running around and trying to make the most of my summer! I consider it a fantastic success so far, all things considered – I’ve spent enjoyed plenty of time both at the beach and in the mountains, spent enough naked time in the sun to fade off most of my tan lines (there are still some there, if you look closely…) and my garden is bringing in plenty of veggies. My pepper plants actually have *peppers* on them for a change! You have no idea how happy I am 🙂

Last we sort of spoke, I was on my way to Philly, and I loved it. I didn’t really have all that much time to take in the sights, but I fulfilled my obligation as an American citizen and toured the broken bell and the money mint. The most exciting for me was the Rodin museum, and it was everything I hoped it would be. I’d love to go back fro round 2, as I barely had time to make it to the full art museum across the street! I’ve heard that there’s some good theater in Philly as well, but I didn’t get to see a scrap of it… perhaps you’ll find me back there at some point 🙂 I did find some time during my trip to take some new photos, but unfortunately not quite enough to populate a whole gallery like I like to do. So for once, the photos on my blog post are actually of me – hopefully that doesn’t confuse too many casual passerbys when they dig into my blog archives. Although, for those of you who have seen me, I’m pretty sure you can tell the difference between me and any other random internet model, lol.

Next, I’ll be headed to upstate NY – a beautiful place, especially in the height of summer. I’ll be in the Hudson Valley from the 21st to the 23rd, and then up to Albany from the 24th until the 27th. I’m looking forward to catching up with a few of my old friends, and rediscovering some of my favorite diving sites! Of course, you’re more than welcome to talk me down from the ledge and lure me inside for a few hours 🙂

Aside from that, I think that’s going to be my only foray far from home for the rest of the summer. I love New England during the summer, so why would I leave? As luck would have it, I’m also just a quick inquiry away from many of my favorite men 🙂 I do have a few local dates on my calendar though, so feel free to take a look. You’ll notice that I’m headed off to the casino again in early August, where I’m looking forward to meeting and catching up with several fascinating fellow hedonists for the evening. One is the amazingly delicious Tabitha Cook, who was nice enough to list me in her Chocolate Diamonds directory recently (I value my discretion, but appreciate the compliment :)). In honor of her, I’ve been spending some time tonight getting domestic and putting the finishing touches on my chocolate body paint recipe! I’ve made three renditions so far, which do you think that she’d like best? Which one do you think that *you’d* like best? My vote is for the chocolate chili, as I’m a fan of spicy girls 🙂

Chocolate Body Paint

Serves 2

Ingredients:
18oz  60% or greater dark chocolate, chopped
14oz cream
1/2 bunch mint, finely chopped
1 chili pepper, finely chopped
Double shot espresso

Method:
1. Divide cream into 3 individual pans

2. Add mint into 1 pan, chili into the second pan, and espresso into the third pan

3. Slowly warm each pan to a near simmer and remove from heat, allowing flavor to infuse for 15 minutes.

4. Place dark chocolate in a small bowl and set over a small saucepan of barely simmering water. Stir constantly until chocolate melts.

5. Remove pan from the heat.

6. Divide chocolate into 3 small pots.

7. Return pans of cream to heat and, once hot, strain each pan of cream into 1 chocolate pot, creating 3 separate flavored-chocolate body paints.

I would love to help satisfy your chocolate craving 🙂 Let me know if you’d like to take a taste test!

~Mme X~

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Hello Gentlemen –

Wow, the holidays sure did rush in on us, didn’t they? I almost forgot to buy my turkey… and since my dog didn’t bring any in this year (she’s doing much better, thank you to everyone who asked. Up and running, but not very long distances yet), I had to go to the store. And yes, to anyone that asks, I make an *amazing* bird! I just finished putting it in the pot to brine with a couple of oranges and a cup of honey, and have gotten a few pounds of bacon to slide under the skin. Bacon makes everything better 🙂 Especially if you’re a vegetarian!

It’s common knowledge at this point that food is the way to a man’s heart, but I have my suspicions that if science ever does find a way to a woman’s heart, food will somehow be implicated in that as well 🙂 Maybe moreso for some than for others, and maybe even more for me – I’ve been known to enjoy a human sundae on occasion, and I’ve got quite the sexual appetite. I scream for ice cream! I actually just scooped myself a ball of scotch bonnet ice cream, which plays a surprisingly fun game of hot and cold in my mouth. It would probably do the same to you. We should try that…

I’m not really a true believer in aphrodisiacs, but it seems my personal taste compels me to stock my fridge with chock full of all those goodies that supposedly drive a girl wild. Figs, ginger, oysters, chocolate, honey, avocados, arugula, shrimp… I grow a big tub of basil, rosemary and sage growing by the window, as it’s just too much of a hassle to for me keep fresh herbs in the fridge. Maybe that’s my secret? Such a good secret I’ve managed to keep it from *myself* all of these years (I do pride myself on my discretion, thank you very much) – I just figured that I liked good food 🙂

I was thumbing over the the internet looking for a good frosting recipe, and I once again stumbled upon Intercourses, the lusciously beautiful aphrodisiac cookbook. I’ve given it as a gift so many times (and just ordered a copy for my friend’s housewarming party later on this month), but I’ve never actually owned the book myself. Um, I’d like to? I *really* hate to be the one to rush through holidays, but I’ll gently remind you that Christmas is coming…

Not to be too short with you all, but I’ve got things to do and lemons to zest, so I’ll leave you with a joke and a video 🙂 But before I go, I’ll remind you of something else I forgot- my new pics in the photo gallery. They’re over there now (just not before last week’s casino trip as I promised – but wll in advance of my next one in January!) so go take a look 🙂

Top Ten Things You Can Only Say at Thanksgiving

10. Talk about a huge breast!
9. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
8. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
7. That’s one terrific spread!
6. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
5. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
4. Don’t play with your meat.
3. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
2. How long will it take after you stick it in?

And the Number #1 thing you can only say on Thanksgiving….

1. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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