Phone Sex, and more importantly the lack therof!

Hello Gentlemen –

I trust that things have been going well for all of you! Things have been going well for me, aside from a few minor schedule confusions. But, I’ve been steadily keeping on top of my calendar, so as things change, the changes are reflected there. There are a lot of free days on my schedule this spring… but as you may have noticed, they don’t stay that way for long – I like to keep myself pretty busy! So, if you’d like to get busy with me, I urge you not to leave things until the last minute. Your inquiries, while appreciated, will rarely turn into an appointment within a day, and depending on how motivated I’ve been in my mainstream work, perhaps not within a week. “Tentative plans” aren’t really plans in my book – until I’ve got enough confidence to write something down on my calendar *in pen*, those general ideas of what I might do for the day are open to being trumped by more firm plans. I’m sure you understand. I’m not trying to be unfriendly, just efficient 🙂

A few words on methods and modes of contact – I prefer email, by a long shot. I can understand situations where a phone may be more logistically convenient than the computer, but if you’d like an answer to your call, leave a message. It would be best if your message included good times to call back, as I’m definitely *not* and would never like to be in the habit of calling people at random – I can’t read your mind, I don’t keep track of your wife’s schedule well enough to know when she gets home from work and what days she has off, and I’d prefer to err on the side of caution when it comes to discretion. Have you ever gotten a call in your office, where the subject matter was… let’s just say not appropriate for the office? Well, please keep in mind that unless I’m in the shower, eating, or sleeping (with or without you), I’m generally working, so please don’t call just to ask what I’m wearing. Really, if there’s any way that your call could possibly be construed as non-urgent, then I’d recommend email. I generally don’t answer my phone unless I’m expecting a call. Of course, I might, but those are horrible odds to play so don’t bank on them! Unless you enjoy the thrill of continually betting 00 at the roulette table. I don’t, and I really don’t enjoy playing the role of the house in that game either. I can’t find a ringtone for my phone that doesn’t grate my nerves 🙂

Of course I know that I’m basically preaching to the choir, as all this information is much more concisely laid out in my FAQ… and those that have a hard time getting through that rarely get over to my blog. Yours would probably be the call that I would answer 🙂 But don’t test faith, lol.

~Mme X~

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