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2013 is looking up!

Friday, January 25th, 2013

Hello Gentlemen!

I know, I know… I really should have gotten around to putting up some new posts already this year, but I’m sure you can relate to the fact that stuff is going on. Lots of stuff! Not sure where to begin, really…

Uh, how were your holidays? Mine went very well, thanks for asking. And New Year’s? Amazing as well, very much enjoyed it. I came back to a couple of exciting developments at the day job(s), which pretty much had me running non-stop all January until literally *right* now. Whew! Fun times all around though, and I do it all again in a heartbeat… just give me a minute to catch my breath first!

I had a number of plans to up my travel time during the New Year, and figured I would kick it off with a trip to Philly. I’m sure I’m missing out on some fantastic times there, but between the fact that things were simply so hectic here, and the fact that because of all the goings-on I couldn’t find the time to reach out and tell anyone that I was going to be there (but a big thank you to those that noticed), I decided there wouldn’t be much harm done if I just called it off and took the extra few days to lounge around in my fluffy bathrobe and see what my local boys have been up to lately πŸ™‚ I’m still here, and still in my bathrobe (which is as dressed as I ever get in my own home), so please do give me a call so that we can catch up!

In year-end reflection, I realized that I don’t really “tour” like a lot of ladies do. I really don’t do much like other ladies do, which leads to a lot of frustration when guys ass/u/me that I’m just like the rest… a pattern that seems to be growing lately since they started letting idiots get on the internet. Anyway, I don’t really tour in the traditional sense. I travel for work or to visit friends, and if I have time I will take time out to relax with a date or two during my stay. I don’t really put too much emphasis on advertising in the traditional sense, both because I hate ads and I keep such a “low volume” (god I hate that term) that there’s not really much point in it besides reminding the other ladies that I still exist. This area of my life has never really been allowed to take center stage – Don’t get me wrong, I do enjoy you men immensely, but *individually*, not as a mass conglomerate. I love what I do here, but I’m more into the individual connection and the resulting intimacy than I am into the dynamics of the scene as a whole. I really can’t wrap my head around the fact that my attitude is rare, but you men keep telling me that it is… I’m not call you a liar, but I don’t believe you. If I’m good, then it’s only because you bring out the best in me πŸ™‚

Still, after hearing so much about this “touring” thing from much more thoroughly branded girls than I, I decided that 2013 was my chance to give it a try. Apparently it’s not… but I definitely won’t just be sitting still, as the day job has several places they’d like to send me, and they’d especially like me to fit Jackson Missippi into my schedule (how subtle, right?), and I figure I should get a jump on that before it gets hot as Hell down there (I couldn’t resist). I might take a few days beforehand to spend some more time in New Orleans and indulge in a little deviance and debauchery – or maybe a lot, to make the trip worth it! Indianapolis is on my radar as well, but I’m waiting for that one to warm up… Stay tuned for those dates, though you of course know how to light a fire under my hot ass πŸ™‚ Please do get in touch, as I’m sure I’ll be looking for company in both cities…

I’m also needed in Long Island asap, which according to Boston (who would like to see me move into my office), is going to be the first week of March. I’m actually excited, as I have some friends down there that I haven’t seen in quite a while, and I actually might be bringing a friend with me. Hopefully I’ll have enough time to squeeze in another post with more details between here and there… but if you just can’t control you’re curiosity, just ask and I will gladly answer πŸ™‚

Where else? I did court some contracts in Philly because I figured I’d be in town (and I’m a workaholic), so I still do have to head out that way at some point. Sure, I’ve got Skype, but since I have to put on clothes for that (I tried the “neck up” camera thing for a while, and I kept getting called on it, so no more naked video conferences) I figure I might as well just fly out there.

Someone actually asked me the other day if I “toured” Brattleboro VT. Times are a changing, eh? Just to make it clear once again, New England is my local area. I never understand girls who post that they’re in one city one day, then post that they’ll be two town over the next day… I can’t tell who’s lazier, the girl who wouldn’t bother venturing a safe distance from home before publicly advertising, or the men who will see her in Waltham, but not in Lexington. For the record, I have a rather nice, comfortable car, and don’t mind driving short distances to meet you.

That reminds me, I do have some local travel to post on the calendar as well. I’ll be in Providence tomorrow, Boston on Sunday, Portsmouth on Monday, Manchester on Tuesday, and Boston again on Wednesday. All in my local area, as far as I’m concerned πŸ™‚

Well, I feel a little bit of the tension I built up over January fading away a little bit… now off to a hot bath and my waterproof rabbit to melt away the rest. But first, enjoy this!

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, β€œNotice anything different about me?”

Margaret looked him over. β€œNope.”

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, β€œNotice anything different NOW?”

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, β€œBert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”

Furious, Bert yelled, β€œAND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?”

β€œNope. Not a clue,” she replied.

β€œIT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!”

Without missing a beat Margaret replied, β€œShoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.”

Oh, and some porn, of course πŸ™‚ And what a coincidence, I just bought a nearly identical checkered outfit on my way home last night!


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Flying Solo

Tuesday, July 31st, 2012

Hello Gentlemen –

Hope you’re off enjoying your summer – It’s already August, so grab the warm weather while it lasts! It’s going by way too fast for me… all registered for classes in the fall, I can barely believe it. I’m actually enjoying school this time around (though this particular semester doesn’t look like it will be one of the most exciting), but I know that the first day of school is followed by the first frost, then the first snow, and then a whole bunch of miserable πŸ™

Luckily, there’s still a little bit of distance between then and now (plus a little getaway I’ve planned to steal some last-minute sun out West when it starts getting cool around here) which leaves us just enough time to stock up on steamy memories to keep us warm all winter! I’ve been spending plenty of time in Portsmouth, Western MA, Hartford and a few other not-too-exotic locations which may or may not be posted on the calendar, depending on the nature of the trip… and I’m often off on a whim, so it’s always best to shoot me an email if you’d like to pin me down for a while. And I certainly would enjoy that! I’ve been extra horny lately, and masturbation can only do so much.

Actually masturbation can do an awful lot, so much so that I’m afraid of overdoing it! When I was in middle school, one of my friends (and a wonderful musician, which is why this story is so scary), ended up with terrible carpal tunnel and a tennis elbow on his left arm, and had to give up music for half the year as a result. Such a critical year too, right when the prep schools start courting… I felt terrible for him. I really didn’t think anything of it, even though I was totally unaware that he played tennis and could have sworn he was right handed. He was in an arm sling for weeks, hoping that he would heal in time for the concert season. His doctor had strictly forbidden video games, and so I was lounging around bored in his room, totally *not* playing Zelda on N64, when his sister walked by the door on her way out.

“Oh, you’ve finally got a girl over!” I was such a tomboy, it was rare in those days someone would look at me as a girl, “Good, maybe she can take over for a while until your wrist heals.” I might have been a little naive back then, but I wasn’t *that* dumb… I got it. Mostly from seeing how red my friend got.

From then forward, I’ve been terribly afraid of masturbating myself into tendonitis! I’ve gotten all sorts of toys and contraptions to give me a more ergonomic angle on my private parts, and believe me they do work well πŸ™‚ However, there’s something about the feel of my own skin that I just have to have every now and again… and often… and I worry that my moments of bliss will leave me in constant pain if I keep getting into it like I have in the past.

No, I’m not asking for a chastity belt (that would be torture for *both* of us, wouldn’t it?) and I’m only kind of looking for more toys (though one of those long handled percussion massagers would be insanely intense!), but I did spend the gloomier part of this afternoon searching the internet for safer and more stimulating masturbation techniques. Seems women don’t talk about masturbation all that much… less talk / more action I suppose πŸ™‚ I few googles in, I stumbled upon LetsMasturbate.com. Aptly named, it’s devoted to solo sex. I landed on the female section and there’s a few goodies mixed in with the run of the mill fruits/veggies/electric toothbrush tips. Here’s my favorite, but mostly for the clear explicit instructions than the novelty of the approach, as this is constantly on my to-do-again list –

Take an AC-powered vibrator to your clit, a battery powered anal stimulator with an attached controller and a nice, fat, long dildo.Β  Tease your clit with the electric vibrator (they’re the best).Β  When sufficiently juiced up, lube the anal vibe and stick in your ass slowly while working you clit with the electric vibe. Don’t turn on the anal vibrator on just yet.Β  Relax and enjoy the feeling of having your ass penetrated.Β  Continue working your clit.Β  Then, slowly work the dildo in and out while working your clit with the electric vibe.Β  I like to occasionally suck my own juices off the dildo and then stick it back in.Β  When you feel your orgasm approaching, I like to turn on the anal buzzer to high, and stroke that big dildo in me nice and fast while buzzing my clit.Β  The contraction in my pussy eventually pushes the dildo out and I usually squirt my cum all over myself as I ride the waves of buzzing ecstasy. You will be arching your pelvis towards heaven as your entire perineum is stimulated to a fantastic orgasm.Β  It’s even better when my husband watches, strokes his cock for me and then sticks his cock into my only remaining orifice (my mouth) and cums at that same time as I do. All I can do is swallow and writhe, as there is nothing like having all of your orifices filled and stimulated simultaneously!

I also liked the idea about kitchen sink sprayer – I never use mine, as I have a shower hose so it never occurred to me. After reading through their hilarious list with a raised eyebrow, I saw that the majority of the site is geared toward male anatomy. I figured I could use some new tricks to add to my handjob repertoire. Cum to think of it (yep, couldn’t resist!) I’ve never actually had a proper handjob instruction so I don’t even know what on this list is legit and which are actually supposed to do nothing more than make me laugh as hard as I did anyway πŸ™‚ Maybe there’s actually someone that’s seriously *into* the Squidley Diddly?

Masturbate using a squid. That’s right. That slimy purplish squid. It’ll feel just like your second skin. Pull off its head and clean its insides. Slip your cock right into the squid and start shaking till you blow your cum in it.

Mmhmm. Pretty sure that squid did not give consent… but then again neither did anything else in the supermarket (and what girl hasn’t deflowered a cucumber?). Definitely a gray area. Yep, I’m going to leave that one with you πŸ™‚

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~Mme X~


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Happy 4th!

Monday, July 2nd, 2012

Hello Gentlemen –

Hope you’ve all had a delightful summer so far! I have – it’s blueberry season and the bushes are *loaded* right now, totally beyond my expectations. Must be some lazy birds this year, usually I have to search to get just a few handfuls of berries. My dog doesn’t understand what the big deal is about blueberries (and really doesn’t see why I would hike a whole mountain to go get some, when the grocery store is just around the corner), but she got pretty enthusiastic about the ginger ice cream / blueberry syrup sundae I fed her last week at the beach πŸ™‚ I love beach season, and definitely see myself hanging around Portsmouth pretty regularly for the rest of the summer… please do get in touch if you’re in the area.

As far as other areas, you boys know that I’m pretty much exclusive to New England during the summer months, unless work or some other irresistible temptation lures me away. So far, my summer is safe and stashed away for my local boys, aside from a quick couple of days in the city at the end of the month πŸ™‚ Just before that, I’ll be hanging around playing at the casinos with my deliciously deviant friend Grace Shepard (you may have met her – if not, you want to! I’d be happy to introduce you). After that, I foresee a few fleeting engagements in CT, and I would be shocked if Maine didn’t creep back onto the agenda at least a few more times… don’t you have a casino up there now, too?

After that, though, it’s going to be a different story. This fall you’ll find me in Vegas, California, and (I can’t wait!) New Mexico! Probably a few more places as well, and of course suggestions are welcome… but fret not, Boston boys, I will find my way back to your arms… I’ve got a few degrees I have to finish πŸ™‚


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Bi the way…

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2012

Hello Gentlemen –

Wow, my intentions to post more were definitely well meant, but poorly executed! What can I say, life has been wonderfully busy over here, with just enough time to relax to enjoy the past few sunny days. Oddly, I haven’t been to the beach yet for the year, though you can be sure that I’ll be looking to change that very shortly πŸ™‚ By now, you should know it doesn’t take much to get me to head to the coast on a nice sunny day, or a warm summer night, so don’t be shy.

So, what’s been keeping me so busy? Just the usual – school, work, an assortment of fun adventures, and of course you wonderful gentlemen. Oh, and the world’s shortest romance ever. Okay, maybe not ever (Romeo and Juliet fell in love and died for one another over the span of a week – Italians, you know how they can get), but certainly less than epic. Just like the unending, uneventful drama of Tristan and Iseult, we eventually let it go because she just simply lived too far away and with too many ties to her local area to let anything meaningful develop over here. Obviously she could easily say the same about me. It’s a shame because she was totally a cutie, and a redhead to boot! And very good in bed as well, when I we could coordinate schedules well enough to get there. She pretty much echoed my sentiments on men (we love you guys! Who wouldn’t love interactive sex toys?) and I’m sure that you would have loved her. Unfortunately, we just didn’t get far enough into things for you to come up, so I guess now she’ll never know about all the fun times she missed out on… a tear on her behalf. You guys are awesome!

I’m not really upset that it’s over, but it is a little unsettling to realize that she was the closest thing I’ve had to an actual girlfriend in years :/ It’s much harder than you might think to find hot sexual dynamos who insatiably lust equally after cock and pussy, while deeply craving both at the same time. Even harder to find sane ones! And then the challenge of finding girls who fit the above criteria who will also put up with me (I try to be easy to deal with, but apparently I’m not quite so easy…) pretty much lowers my odds to lottery level. Please gentlemen, find me some hot, horny, bisexual women to play with. I’ve tried, but I simply can not suck my own nipples. Besides, you boys have excellent taste πŸ™‚

While beggars can’t be choosers (I know what you’re thinking, we women always find a way to be both), I do ask you to examine the above criteria. Hot – beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so I’m happy to take a look πŸ™‚ Horny – I’ve come to the conclusion that it may very well be just me, but I’m a very sexually active woman. I’m always on the lookout for partners of either gender to help me test my limits! There’s a reason that my time table starts at 3 hours, and it’s to give *you* an opportunity to tap out. I’d like a girl to tag team with!

Bisexual – This is the big one. And unfortunately, that’s a hard one for you to gauge being that you have entirely the wrong anatomy to do so (your big, hard anatomy is much better suited for other tasks), so I can’t hold it against you. However, it is well known that one of the biggest pet peeves for a girl who loves girls is finding herself in bed with a woman who doesn’t really like women. Especially when there’s a man watching, and the straight girl in disguise is just there to impress him, and bi girl is the one that’s going to have be doing all the work to help her accomplish her goal without even getting a good lick out of it. Even worse for a lady in this lifestyle, who could easily find herself in bed with a showoff straight girl who is not even so much into men either… thankfully my luck has been better than that nearly every time.

I love really bisexual girls πŸ™‚ And not “really bi” like on the archaic TER profiles, I mean *really* bi. Girls that love feeling boobs on their faces for hours, kissing soft girly lips, stroking thighs – and would not consider the night over without getting into the harder stuff like tribbing and fisting. Girls that would eat pussy for lunch if they weren’t afraid their coworkers would steal it out of the breakroom fridge. Extra bonus if they can’t wait to share a cock with me! Share does not mean take turns, btw. If you’ve ever had a *good* threesome (and I know without a doubt that some of you have!) then that’s not news to you.

I’ve had several “duo partners” and, sorry to say it, I’m really not much looking for another gay for pay girl… unless it’s that stunning lesbian with a financial fetish (it shouldn’t shock you that there are several women like that in this lifestyle, and so I hear they do wonderful things to a man and his money) that Brianna was nice enough to introduce me to at Lucky’s – please bring her back! I will certainly settle for duos partner in her case πŸ™‚


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Time for Travels!

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

Hello Gentlemen –

Looks like summer’s finally in full swing! If the rain holds off a few more days, I’ll be happily on my way into the wilderness to do some diving πŸ™‚ In the meantime, I’ve been doing my best to take advantage of the sun, and catch up on the tan that I *should* have had already.Β  I have so many cute bikinis that have yet to see the beach!

Hopefully they’ll get some beach time in August… I’ll be up on the rocks of Portsmouth from the 4-7th. I still have unfinished ice cream business with the Beach Plum from last year – I demand to know how they make their ginger ice cream so godd*mned delicious! Best I’ve ever had, seriously. And they always have new flavors to become my new favorite, we’ll see how well ginger holds up this time around πŸ™‚ I haven’t tried that Green Monster flavor they have there, and I am intrigued…

Even though I really don’t want to think about anything that may happen after August 31st (this summer’s gonna last forever!), I’m kind of excited to start planning my first trip this September with my girlfriend. I’m the planning sort, and she’s a bit of the free spirit type (or perhaps still stuck in the Jamrock time zone – if you’ve ever waited for a bus in Jamaica, you understand) , so our dates are still highly tentative in nature (I’m working on it). However, there is a party that I really, really want to go to in Philly at the end of September, so I’m nearly 90% certain that you can count on seeing us there from 9/21-9/28. Up until then though, I will be hard at work shopping for shoes that match the new green silk panties that I bought for the occasion. Of course, they’ll be hidden under my dress for the entire evening, but at least *I* will know that I’m properly attired. And yes, my girlfriend does have a matching pair πŸ™‚

Fetishes are a weird thing. While I can’t say that I have many definable kinks, I do indulge in temporary sexual fixations from time to time… and quite frequently, I do suppose. I’ve been feeling quite tactile lately, silk is my favorite feeling of the moment πŸ™‚ But recently I met this girl that has me wanting to shine up some latex bodywear, preferably pre-stretched across the curves of a hot chick…

Not that it’s news to any of you guys, but some of the girls in this little pastime of ours are *smoking hot*… to the point where only a thin veil of shyness is stopping me from picking up the phone and dialing them and asking them to come over and take all of my money, lol. Aside from a few delectable encounters where good and generous gentlemen such as yourselves have kindly introduced us (thank you!), I haven’t had the pleasure of meeting or undressing the ladies that I see listed with me on the provider boards… I guess I just don’t know how they’d respond to a call from a woman.

So anyway, the girl that I’ve been fighting the urge to call this evening (I like to respect the privacy of others, so no names until she gives me her express permission – but feel free to try and venture a guess!) has pics all over her site of her wrapped in an ultra-tight hot pink latex dress… I downloaded one as my new laptop wallpaper πŸ™‚ And it got me thinking about latex clothing. Normally, the thought does nothing for me, but tonight it does wonderfully sexy things… I’m nearly halfway tempted to try squeezing into some latex outfits myself! With something that tight, it’s like being fully dressed and completely naked at the same time… a delicious dichotomy if you ask me.

Unfortunately stores are closed right now, and I’m afraid if I order online I’ll be over my immediate obsession before they arrive. Instead, I’ll just be watching scandalous films… much like this one here, enjoy!

~Mme X~